News I'd Like To F*&k!!!



News I'd Like To F*&k!!!

Jenna Fischer broke her back


Ouch! Jenna Fischer (Pam Beesly on The Office) busted her ass coming out the LA restaurant Buddkan Monday night and broke four bones in her spine. We wish both Jenna and her cute butt a speedy recovery. [ ...more ]


"The Office" is one of our favorite shows and a lot of that is due in part to the odd behavior of Dwight Schrute. When he's not setting up a Flasher Hot line, he's issuing "Schrute Bucks."

Collect 1,000 Schrute Bucks and you'll get 5 minutes extra on lunch. Cash value is 1/1000 cent.

If the Schrute Bucks are not your thing then head for the collectible "Stanley Nickel." The going rate is around 5,000 Stanley Nickels to 1 Schrute Buck or the same ratio as leprechauns to unicorns.

Ever wonder why Fox News and the Fox TV channel are so radically different? Well, Lisa asks the eternal question: "How can Fox News be so conservative when the Fox Network keeps airing raunchy shows? They don't fit together!"

Well, lucky for us we found the answer.



Sneak Peek at Michael Moore's "SiCKO"

JOHN RAMBO First Video Out


Sylvester Stallone is back as Rambo in a bloody way with the simply titled JOHN RAMBO. We're liking this 3.5 min clip of the new movie, slated to open next year, because it doesn't hold back on the punches. The footage we have for you is something that Sly put together to show distributors and folks at Cannes and dropped off to the cool people at "Ain't It Cool News." There's a lot of blood in this clip. There's a decapitation and some poor dude gets the close range business end of a big-ass machine gun. Let's just say there's some blood.

Unlike the new Die Hard sequel which is aiming for a teenie-bopper audience with a PG-13 rating, Stallone looks to be keeping to what a good action film should be. An R-rating. Rambo is an angry killing machine and he doesn't look like old age has slowed him down too much.




We're not sure if this is just a PC thing gone bad or a studio trying to milk an extra buck and drop an action flick in at PG-13. The new Bruce Willis Die Hard flick will be without the famous "Yippee Kai-Yay Mother Fucker!"


While we collectively scratch our heads and wonder why, it must be pointed out that this has not been 100% confirmed. So, let's all hold hands and pray...."No, 20th Century Fox. Don't be wimps and cut out a trademarked line from an action hero we all love."

2.5 million people LESS are watching Network TV. You can blame a lot of reasons for that loss. DVR/TiVo's, Online content, too many channels.

Or, you can blame the dumb ass who came up with such ideas as making the GEICO cavemen a sitcom. How many bad ideas did they pass on to settle with this turd? The sitcom in general is an archaic, formulated idea. But, this is just insulting.

Don't believe us. Check out the clip of ABC's Cavemen.

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